Reason Eight

The waterfront demonstration is excellent. I have seen it I don't know how many times (once a week multiplied by I don't know how many weeks multiplied by nine years, give or take a few) and it still makes me laugh. I've seen demos with Pokemon, Star Wars, and Dragonball Z references, to name a few. One time the tide was so low that when the guys jumped in the water they were standing on the bottom (the boats wouldn't even completely sink). It's a great way to show the do's and don't's of the waterfront and everyone enjoys it (even though I still wince when Joe Lifeguard falls on the pier).